If you've been reading then you know readers have been submitting and voting on reasons as to why I don't show my face. There's only one winner and you decided the funniest reason why I don't show my face is because ...
I am a serial slapper and I like to run up on people (randomly) and just slap the hell out of them. If you show your face they'll be able to identify you and the fun will stop.
Why was this so funny to you? Can you relate? Do you secretly want to be a serial slapper? Did you visualize it as you were reading it? Does it have some truth to it?
Thank you all for your entries! I had a really hard time deciding on just one. It was really fun.
I had the (very immature) giggles when I read this one. You see, in UK a slapper is a very . . . how shall we say "available" woman.
ReplyDeleteNow do I want to be a serial slapper? LOL. I'll get back to you on that one :)))
This is the one I kept voting for. LOL! The mental picture of someone running around slapping folks is just hilarious to me.
ReplyDeleteI think the funniest part of that phrase is "If you show your face they'll be able to identify you and the fun will stop." I have no idea why but when I saw it I couldn't stop laughing. Maybe the idea of someone having a good ol' time slapping the hell out of people is amusing to me. Who knows. Congrats to the winner.
ReplyDeleteThis is funny, but the creativity REALLY lied in the person with the "Beard Transitioning" theory. Their ability to incorporate hair into the witty tale was just PRICELESS. I literally LOL'd and not just "smiled" at the screen.
ReplyDeleteLOL...that is just funny too me because I think somewhere deep inside Id like to be a serial slapper...LOL
ReplyDeleteI personally thought the following:
ReplyDelete1. You're affiliated with the Illuminati
2. You're Corriane Bailey Rae
3. You have a cross eye like Aaliyah.....now I love Aaliyah like we all did and you're not a true fan if you didn't think the same thing back in da day!
(God Bless her Angelic soul)