Kinky-Curly Contest: Why Don't You Show Your Face

"Why don't you ever show your face?" "Are we ever going to see your face? I'm sure you're really pretty." I show my face... see it to the left? I actually don't get these kind of questions or comments like this a lot, but the new wardrobe feature has sparked some inquisitiveness. I mean maybe you don't leave a comment for me to read or send an e-mail, but if you read the blog then I'm sure you have asked yourself the same question. This morning I got that comment and it just made me laugh just thinking of ridiculous reasons or answers I could give. Do some people think it's weird, creepy, annoying or impersonal that I don't show my face? Maybe. Honestly, I simply want to keep as much anonymity as possible. There's really no other reason. Will I ever show my face? Maybe. If it were for a good cause or if there were a good enough reason. To be honest, it could be holding me back. There are so many ideas I have that could really catapult Mane & Chic to the "Nth  level", but because I don't show my face, I am very limited. It is quite challenging. So, who knows what will happen next. Then again, everybody else shows their faces. I think it's kind of cool and mysterious that I don't show my face like "Nanny" from The Muppet Babies. I'm not trying to be Internet-famous. Nothing wrong with that, if that that's what you want. I just want to blog about the stuff I like, get inspired by the women I interview and maybe inspire a couple of people in the process. The surge of recent comments and questions made me think of another contest: the second way to win one of four Kinky-Curly prize packs. I want to come up with a list of funny and absolutely ridiculous reasons for why I don't show my face like...

• I'm an alien and I have 3 eyes.
• I'm in the witness protection program.
• I have hair stalkers that would sneak into my house and cut my hair if I ever showed my face.
• My face is terribly deformed and I look like the Splice baby.
• I have the face of a horse.
• I'm  a mental patient and my doctor would put me in straitjacket if they found out I was blogging about hair and fashion.
• I'm a drug lord and in the Top 50 America's Most Wanted.
• I'm a famous and I'm afraid that revealing my true identity on Mane & Chic will ruin my acting/music career.

Ok, so here's your second chance to win the Kinky-Curly giveaway. The deadline for this is midnight Central time on Thursday, July 15. Submit ONLY CREATIVE, ORIGINAL, FUNNY, CONCISE and GRAMMATICAL reasons as to why I don't show my face to info@maneandchic.com. You can send a list of reasons if you're really creative or just one really awesome one. I will post the top entries, but there will only be one winner. Be as funny as you want. If you're not rolling on the floor laughing when you think of it, then don't even send it. Listen, I can totally take a joke and I can laugh at myself, so don't hold back. PLEASE DO NOT SEND ATTACHMENTS, THEY WILL NOT BE READ. Be sure to use "Reasons you don't show your face" as the subject line of the e-mail. That's all. If you have any questions, please leave them in the comments.